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"I will give you an example of how race affects my life. I live in a place called Alpine, New Jersey. Live in Alpine, New Jersey, right? My house costs millions of dollars. [some whistles and cheers from the audience] Don’t hate the player, hate the game. In my neighborhood, there are four black people. Hundreds of houses, four black people. Who are these black people? Well, there’s me, Mary J. Blige, Jay-Z and Eddie Murphy. Only black people in the whole neighborhood. So let’s break it down, let’s break it down: me, I’m a decent comedian. I’m a’ight. [applause] Mary J. Blige, one of the greatest R&B singers to ever walk the Earth. Jay-Z, one of the greatest rappers to ever live. Eddie Murphy, one of the funniest actors to ever, ever do it. Do you know what the white man who lives next door to me does for a living? He’s a fucking dentist! He ain’t the best dentist in the world…he ain’t going to the dental hall of fame…he don’t get plaques for getting rid of plaque. He’s just a yank-your-tooth-out dentist. See, the black man gotta fly to get to somethin’ the white man can walk to." Chris Rock

I love him so much…stay preaching.

(via suchalezbian)


On the phone with Sallie Mae…….
……she sounds more disappointed about my life than I am……..


Man turn up for this magnificent woman being voted the most beautiful out of the relevant celebrities in Hollywood. *jumps around screaming “at the top it’s just us nigga!”*


She fine as hell


Bruh, I’m about to watch this show. Lol marathon style



#MyNYPD (Part I)

(via suchalezbian)


"After high school you realize you were only friends with some people because you saw them five times a week."

(via rumour)

(Source: sensxal-bliss, via suchalezbian)


Orphan Black - 2x01 - Sarah’s nameless helpers

(Source: booasaur, via tinytmas)



naked blogging for like 30 min after you get out of the shower

(via charli-mcda)



If you know you deserve better than what you’re getting, go get better.






You had one job

me in the kitchen

This looks like some shit they’d pull in college.

(via trillaryclinton)


damn shawty, throw that knowledge back at me.








Remember when Romney lost the election so somebody created White People Mourning Romney and collected various people crying over Romney’s loss

Still so funny.


I love that it’s just a bunch of sad rich white people lol

While I never supported Romney, this post still bugs me. These pics could have been of staffers, volunteers, etc who put in countless hours in trying to help him get elected. Or even just people that were heavily invested/following the election. Heck I’d be a bit upset if the guy I was helping campaign for the past few years lost, it would be a big disappointment. If Obama would have lost, I guarantee that these pictures above would be replicated. Saying that all these people and Romney supporters are sad “rich white people” is the same as saying all Obama supporters are “poor or ethnic” people. Party support comes across a variety of spectrums, including sex, race, age and financial status, not just the ones that people love to stereotype to further political posts on the internet. 

But they ahh Blanche, they ahh poor and ethnic in the democratic party. Go to Miss Google, ask her to do a demographic of the democratic party search for ya and you will see why everyone is laughing. Save us the “decency” bullshit when said people are investing years into a party that cares more about their bank accounts than minority (race, sex, sexuality, etc) rights. 


Having a bad day